A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Canberra. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire Lower House and Senate at Parliament House, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a litre."
Peterpan said
05:43 PM May 22, 2013
Love It!!!
pauline said
05:44 PM May 22, 2013
Oh dear...............
Kaid said
12:13 AM May 23, 2013
put me down for a full tank
2weis said
01:37 AM May 23, 2013
kaid with the cost of petrol i hope you have a small tank brian
The dog lady said
02:07 AM May 23, 2013
2weis wrote:
kaid with the cost of petrol i hope you have a small tank brian
credit cards were invented so you wouldn't miss a worthy cause. Put me down for a tankful too
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Canberra. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire Lower House and Senate at Parliament House, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a litre."
Love It!!!
Oh dear...............
with the cost of petrol i hope you have a small tank
brian
credit cards were invented so you wouldn't miss a worthy cause. Put me down for a tankful too