50 Shades of Grey - by Pam Ayres
- nomadic1 said01:33 AM May 25, 2013
- pauline said02:01 AM May 25, 2013
- mongrel said07:44 PM May 25, 2013
By Pam Ayres......... So get the right rhythm.
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)
The missus bought a Paperback,
Down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominator!!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
And stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Ofwhat occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.
very very funny and so clever....................
I have read lot of Pam Ayres and she is very funny ..Great one Linda......Alan.