A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:


Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
Princess
Diana's
Death.

Question:
How come?

Answer :

An English princess
With an
Egyptian boyfriend

Crashes
In a French tunnel,
Riding in a German car

With a Dutch engine,

Driven By a Belgian

Who was drunk On Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you
Change the spelling),

Followed Closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles,

Treated By an American doctor,Using Brazilian Brazilian

This is Sent to you by a Canadian,using American Bill Gates' technology.

And You're probably reading This on your computer,

That Uses Taiwanese chips,And a Korean monitor,Assembled by Bangladeshi workers

In a Singapore plant,Transported By Indian Truck drivers,

Hijacked By Indonesians,

Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

AndTrucked to you by Mexican illegals....

That, my friends,Is Globalization !