The Indian With One Testicle There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'One stone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him One stone.After years and years of torment, One stone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me One stone again I will kill them!'The word got around and nobody called him that any more.Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, One stone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.The word got around that One stone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird'scousin, was overjoyed when she saw One stone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, One stone.'One stone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
One Testicle
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and
whose given name was 'One stone'. He hated that name
and asked everyone not to call him One stone.After
years and years of torment, One stone finally cracked
and said,' If anyone calls me One stone again
I will kill them!'The
word got around and nobody called him
that any more.Then
one day a young woman named Blue
Bird forgot
and said, 'Good morning, One stone.' He jumped
up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
forest where he made love to her all day and all
night. He made love to her all the next day,until
Blue Bird
died from exhaustion.The
word got around that One stone meant what he
promised he would do. Years went by and no one
dared call him by his given name until A woman named
Yellow Bird returned to the village
after being away.
Yellow Bird ,
who was Blue Bird'scousin, was overjoyed when she saw One stone.
She hugged him and
said, 'Good to see you, One stone.'One stone
grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,then
he made love to her all day, made love to her all night,
made love to her all the next day, made love to her
all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why ???
OH, come on... take a guess !!!
Think about it !!!
Everyone knows...
You can't kill Two Birds
with One Stone!!!