Travelling in Australia? Maybe you need to understand  Tenjooberrymuds! 


I  was recently in Sydney and decided to learn the Chinese language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds. 
 
My  next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my  doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.
 
Yep, by the time you read this, You too will be able to understand the 1st line. 
 
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...  (first line)

In order to continue getting-by in Australia  (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language!  Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little  patience, you 'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes... 

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old Australia  today....... 

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" 

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs.." 

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??" 

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?" 

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry...  Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem?  Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room  Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?" 

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest:  "I... Don't think so."

Room Service: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes ' means."

RoomService:  "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You  were saying 'toast '... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?!?" 

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." 

Room Service: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?" 

Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

Room Service:  "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy .... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say.." 

Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".......and you do,  don't you!