Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor phones and says Paddy, you realise youve got sugar diabetes. Paddy says, Nice one, when do I fight him?
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But Ive turned myself around and thats what its all about.
Paddy caught his wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his wife and says "Don't laugh, your next!!"
Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years." His Dad replies "Never mind son, maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"
Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue. Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women, the prices are reasonable too." Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now" Three weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet?" "No" said Mick "But it shouldn't be long now though, her clothes arrived yesterday!!
Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few
days later the doctor phones and says Paddy, you realise youve got
sugar diabetes.
Paddy says, Nice one, when do I fight him?
It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But Ive turned
myself around and thats what its all about.
Paddy caught his wife having an affair and decided to kill her and
himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his wife and says "Don't
laugh, your next!!"
Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the
school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind son, maybe next time you'll get a speaking
part!!"
Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women, the prices are reasonable too."
Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now"
Three weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet?"
"No" said Mick "But it shouldn't be long now though, her clothes arrived
yesterday!!