There was a young man from Tonnorn,
Who wished he had never been born,
He wouldn't have been if his daddy had seen,
That the end of his franger was torn.
( No offence intended)
Hey, Magnarc, love it! He might even be a cousin to this bloke (but you'll have to apply a heap of thought finishing the second couplet!)
I know a young man from Dunoon
Who was born about two months too soon.
He hadn't the luck
To be born of a ....
But a wet dream fed in with a spoon.
As you say, no offence intended.
Chazza, a good laugh mate! I had heard that one but had forgotten about it. I recommend a book called Lewd Limericks if you can find a copy!!!!!!!
There was a young man from Tonnorn,
Who wished he had never been born,
He wouldn't have been if his daddy had seen,
That the end of his franger was torn.
( No offence intended)
-- Edited by Magnarc on Tuesday 18th of June 2013 01:43:14 PM
Hey, Magnarc, love it! He might even be a cousin to this bloke (but you'll have to apply a heap of thought finishing the second couplet!)
I know a young man from Dunoon
Who was born about two months too soon.
He hadn't the luck
To be born of a ....
But a wet dream fed in with a spoon.
As you say, no offence intended.
Chazza, a good laugh mate! I had heard that one but had forgotten about it. I recommend a book called Lewd Limericks if you can find a copy!!!!!!!