A devout middle eastern gentleman entered a black cab in London.  He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because,   as  decreed by his religious  teaching, he must not listen to the  music because, in the time of the prophet, there was no  music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.*

            *The cab driver politely switched off the radio,stopped the cab and opened the door.*

            *The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are youdoing?"*

            *The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis,so piss off and wait for a camel!"*

-- Edited by Magnarc on Saturday 22nd of June 2013 09:24:44 AM

Geez youv'e made me hungry now Chazza. Back in Pommieland I was more than a bit partial to a bacon butty!!!!!

Hey, Magnarc,

Too bad if he sat on the splash of fat from the previous fare's bacon burger...

Take care.