A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.
Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.
She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And YOU will now be his carer!'
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed..
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg.. He's dead. Show me what you bought.'
GaryKelly said
02:31 AM Jun 24, 2013
I feel guilty laughing hehe, but it IS funny.
BohemianGypsy said
11:27 PM Jun 27, 2013
Absolutely loved it lol
dazren said
04:37 PM Jun 28, 2013
Trust you to like that one Michelle ! ------ If you like that then I thought I would re-post this oldie but goodie for you.
I man was walking along the beach, found a bottle, picked it up went to rub it clean ? and whooomf out popped a Genie ??
the Genie was most greatful, and said Thank you Very Much, I have been trapped in there for 1000 years ?? and for setting me free I will Grant you ONE WISH ???
The Man said, Hang on a minute ?? I know this story ! I am supposed to get THREE WISHES ??\
To which the Genies attitude changed ?? and he shouted LOOK I HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN THERE FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS ?? and i am now ready to get out there and Party ?? SO YOU GET ''ONE WISH'' and i need your answer Now?? so what is it that you most want ??
The guy thought, Just my Luck I have to get a Genie with ''Attitude'' ! So he thought for a while and then said to the Genie ! Look, I am scared of FLYING, and If I Travel by Boat I get Violently Sea-Sick ! And I would Really, Really Love to go to TASMANIA, ?? Can you please build me a ROAD FROM HERE TO TASMANIA ??
The Genie was still in a Foul Mood ! And Shouted, DO YOU REALISE JUST WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR ?? HAVE YOU ANY IDEA, JUST HOW MUCH STEEL, AND CEMENT THAT IT WILL TAKE TO DO THAT ?? and HAVE YOU PUT ANY THOUGHT AT ALL INTO THE ENVOIROMENTAL DAMAGE THAT SUCH A BRIDGE WILL CAUSE TO THE OCEAN BED AND NOT TO MENTION ALL THE FISH AND WILDLIFE ???? So NO, I will Not build you a Bridge To Tasmania ??????? THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE, >?? NOW !!!
So the Guy thought for a little while and said, Hmmm ?? I know, Look I have been having a little trouble with the WIFE, ?? she says one thing, but means something else ?? or she says do it this way, and when it is finished she says you should have done it another way, Just about everything she says, or asks me to do, just does not make sense, so i am always the one to Blame ???? SO CAN YOU GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN ???????
The Genies Face went pale, and his mood changed as he thought through this request ??? and after much thought and deliberation ?????? he looked at the Guy and Said.
A woman was in town on a shopping trip.
She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second.
In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU..
The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.
As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.
Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.
She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take!
For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And YOU will now be his carer!'
The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed..
The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg.. He's dead. Show me what you bought.'
Absolutely loved it lol
Trust you to like that one Michelle !
------ If you like that then I thought I would re-post this oldie but goodie for you. 
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I man was walking along the beach, found a bottle, picked it up went to rub it clean ? and whooomf out popped a Genie ??
the Genie was most greatful, and said Thank you Very Much, I have been trapped in there for 1000 years ?? and for setting me free I will Grant you ONE WISH ???
The Man said, Hang on a minute ?? I know this story ! I am supposed to get THREE WISHES ??\
To which the Genies attitude changed ?? and he shouted LOOK I HAVE BEEN TRAPPED IN THERE FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS ?? and i am now ready to get out there and Party ?? SO YOU GET ''ONE WISH'' and i need your answer Now?? so what is it that you most want ??
The guy thought, Just my Luck I have to get a Genie with ''Attitude'' ! So he thought for a while and then said to the Genie ! Look, I am scared of FLYING, and If I Travel by Boat I get Violently Sea-Sick ! And I would Really, Really Love to go to TASMANIA, ?? Can you please build me a ROAD FROM HERE TO TASMANIA ??
The Genie was still in a Foul Mood ! And Shouted, DO YOU REALISE JUST WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR ?? HAVE YOU ANY IDEA, JUST HOW MUCH STEEL, AND CEMENT THAT IT WILL TAKE TO DO THAT ?? and HAVE YOU PUT ANY THOUGHT AT ALL INTO THE ENVOIROMENTAL DAMAGE THAT SUCH A BRIDGE WILL CAUSE TO THE OCEAN BED AND NOT TO MENTION ALL THE FISH AND WILDLIFE ???? So NO, I will Not build you a Bridge To Tasmania ??????? THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE, >?? NOW !!!
So the Guy thought for a little while and said, Hmmm ?? I know, Look I have been having a little trouble with the WIFE, ?? she says one thing, but means something else ?? or she says do it this way, and when it is finished she says you should have done it another way, Just about everything she says, or asks me to do, just does not make sense, so i am always the one to Blame ???? SO CAN YOU GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN ???????
The Genies Face went pale, and his mood changed as he thought through this request ??? and after much thought and deliberation ?????? he looked at the Guy and Said.
HOW MANY LANES DO YOU WANT ON THIS BRIDGE ??
