The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a witty definition.

Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand.

Billabonk:     to make passionate love beside a waterhole

Bludgie:        a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet

Dodgeridoo:  a fake indigenous artefact

Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine

Flatypus:        a cat that has been run over by a vehicle

Mate****:       all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around the floor

Shagman:      an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity

Yabble:      the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans

Bushwanker:  a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub

Crackie-daks:  'hipster' tracksuit pants.

And for the Kiwis amongst us:

Shornbag:     a particularly attractive naked sheep