All right, as promised, the explanation of the 'Russian visiting card'. I know very few of you had difficulty with it but, for the two or three who did, here is the original, along with its meaning.

A RUSSIAN VISITING CARD:

VYISDER ASZMENI

ORZESARZES

AZDERIZ ORZES

B. Corsz

Zeris

Vunarz Perorze

And the interpretation:

WHY IS THERE AS MANY

HORSES AR***

AS THERE IS HORSES

Because

There is

One ar** per horse

No cursing, now. I'm really quite old and frail!

By the way, Vyisder Aszmeni is not the famous Israeli violinist, either!