Sweet Little  Poem.  
A fart is a pleasant  thing...
 It gives the belly ease... 

It warms the bed in winter... 

And suffocates the fleas. 


<mime-attachment.gif>

A fart can be quiet... 

A fart can be loud... 

Some leave a powerful... 

Poisonous cloud 


<mime-attachment.gif>

A fart can be short... 

Or a fart can be long... 

Some farts have been known... 

To sound like a song..... 


<mime-attachment.gif>

A fart can create... 

A most curious medley... 

A fart can be harmless... 

Or silent...and deadly. 


<mime-attachment.gif>

A fart might not smell... 

While others are vile... 

A fart may pass quickly... 

Or linger a while... 


<mime-attachment.gif>

A fart can occur... 

In a number of places... 

And leave everyone there... 

With strange looks on their faces. 

<mime-attachment.gif>

From wide-open prairie... 

To small elevators... 

A fart will find all of us sooner or  later. 
<mime-attachment.gif>

But farts are all bad... 

Is simply not true... 

We must never forget... 

Sweet old farts like you! 

<mime-attachment.gif><mime-attachment.gif>
  Kinda brings a tear to your  eye...right?