A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill
The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news,you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellowand you usually only have 24 hours to live.
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth..' So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins $35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320 Then he gets the full house and wins $5000. Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting $780,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, 'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest bastard on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24'.
'F**k me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the meat raffle as well !!!
A
man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little
ill
The doctor checks him over and says,
'Sorry, I have some bad news, you
have Yellow 24, a really nasty
virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it
turns your blood yellow and
you usually only have 24 hours to
live.
There's no known cure so just go
home and enjoy your final precious moments on
earth..'
So he trudges home to his wife and
breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him
to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's
never been there with her before.
They
arrive at the bingo and with his first card he
gets four corners and wins $35.
Then, with
the same card, he gets a line and wins
$320
Then he gets the full house and wins
$5000.
Then the National Game comes up and he
wins that too getting $780,000.
The bingo
caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son,
I've been here 20 years and I've never seen
anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house
and the national game on the same card.
You
must be the luckiest bastard on
Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky?
I'll have you know I've got Yellow
24'.
'F**k me,' says the bingo caller.
'You've won the meat raffle as well
!!!
Bloody good chuckle!