A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead . The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead . Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . . "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done. "Hang in there sunshine, you're special!"
-- Edited by Hoodathunkit on Friday 2nd of August 2013 12:01:13 PM
-- Edited by Hoodathunkit on Friday 2nd of August 2013 12:08:40 PM
spida said
06:47 PM Aug 2, 2013
you need to link your pix - or 'save as' then 'attach' - then put your cursor where you want each one to be placed and insert - I so want the punchline....... please
Hoodathunkit said
07:10 PM Aug 2, 2013
Sorry spida it's not working thanks for your help.
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup..
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
Today is International Disturbed People's Day.
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend...
Just as I've done.
"Hang in there sunshine, you're special!"
-- Edited by Hoodathunkit on Friday 2nd of August 2013 12:01:13 PM
-- Edited by Hoodathunkit on Friday 2nd of August 2013 12:08:40 PM
Sorry spida it's not working thanks for your help.
Punch line is
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"