The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies "I see millions of stars..."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for minute then says "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you Tonto?".
Tonto says "You dumber than buffalo s*@t. It means someone stole the tent!".
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies "I see millions of stars..."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for minute then says "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you Tonto?".
Tonto says "You dumber than buffalo s*@t. It means someone stole the tent!".