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A BLONDE JOKE WITH A DIFFERENCE

This guy gets on a plane, and finding himself seated next to a cute blonde,

immediately turned to her and made his move.

"You know," he began, "I've heard that flights will go way quicker if you

strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers.

So, let's talk...?"
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it and looked at him warily.

"And what would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the guy.

"How about..........nuclear power as an energy source?"
"OK," the blonde agreed. "That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff

---- basically, grass.

Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat 'patty',

and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.

Why do you suppose that is?"

The man was dumbfounded. Finally he replied,

"To be honest, I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," said the blonde.

"How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****E?"