I finally received my tax return for 2012 back from the ATO. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents." I replied: 1 million illegal immigrants; 1 million crack heads; 4 million people on Centrelink support, 1 million people in over 50 prisons; and 5000 persons in the Australian Federal and State Parliaments, plus 1 useless Prime Minister." Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?