A little old man totters into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets please and I want each of them cut into quarters"
The chemist says "I can do that sir, but a quarter will not give you
a full erection"
"I am 96 and don't have much use for an erection. I just want it
sticking out a bit, so I don't piss on my slippers"
A little old man totters into a chemist to buy some Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets please and I want each of them cut into quarters"
The chemist says "I can do that sir, but a quarter will not give you
a full erection"
"I am 96 and don't have much use for an erection. I just want it
sticking out a bit, so I don't piss on my slippers"