A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your ass is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The woman says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to hand-wash it!"
Tezzaworth said
04:38 AM Sep 20, 2013
Just goes to show never say what your thinking. Had a good chuckle at that one.
A man is walking behind his wife and says,
"Baby, your ass is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says:
"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load.
You'll have to hand-wash it!"