A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
Zoomtopz said
10:03 PM Oct 1, 2013
I thunk this was ok.
On Resetting Your Password
letMeInAgain
Sorry, your password has expired - you must create a new one.
Why? Has anyone discovered that password and used it to hack into my computer?
No, but your password has expired, and you must create a new one.
Why, then, do I need a new one - the one that I have one seems to be working pretty well?
Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
No, you must create a new one.
I don't want a new one; that's just one more thing for me to remember.
Sorry, you must get a new one.
OK: roses
Sorry, that one is too short; you must use more characters.
OK: pretty roses
No good, you must use at least one number in your password.
OK: 1 pretty rose
Sorry, unacceptable; you cannot use blanks in your password.
OK: 1prettyrose
Sorry, you must use additional characters.
OK: 1f***ingprettyrose
Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
OK: 1F***INGprettyrose
Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
OK: 1F***ingprettyrose
Sorry, that one is still too short; you must use more characters.
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

I thunk this was ok.
On Resetting Your Password
letMeInAgain
Sorry, your password has expired - you must create a new one.
Why? Has anyone discovered that password and used it to hack into my computer?
No, but your password has expired, and you must create a new one.
Why, then, do I need a new one - the one that I have one seems to be working pretty well?
Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
No, you must create a new one.
I don't want a new one; that's just one more thing for me to remember.
Sorry, you must get a new one.
OK: roses
Sorry, that one is too short; you must use more characters.
OK: pretty roses
No good, you must use at least one number in your password.
OK: 1 pretty rose
Sorry, unacceptable; you cannot use blanks in your password.
OK: 1prettyrose
Sorry, you must use additional characters.
OK: 1f***ingprettyrose
Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
OK: 1F***INGprettyrose
Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
OK: 1F***ingprettyrose
Sorry, that one is still too short; you must use more characters.
OK: 1F***ingPrettyRoseShovedUpYour***IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessRightF***ingNow!
Sorry, you cannot use that password; it is already in use.