I was in the Mac Cafe yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

ha ha , I could just imagine you doing that too Gary,,,,