Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
 
Catholic: "I have a large fortune. I am going to buy Citibank!"
Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"
Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince. I intend to purchase Microsoft!"
They then all waited for the Jew to speak.
The Jew stirred his coffee, placed the spoon neatly on the table, to take a sip of his coffee, looked at them and casually said:
 
"I'm not selling!!"