G'day JayDee. You should have been a Crown Prosecutor!! In a few well chosen words and a fine example, you have just proven the case beyond all reasonable doubt. Funnily enough, I recall reading an article in some magazine or other such as 'Women's Weekly' or 'No Idea' or some such; where A WOMAN, after having five (5) babies, claimed that through the correct attitude, the latter four births were akin to having an orgasm.............!!!??? O.K. I'm not in a position to uphold or negate that claim. Maybe she was on some serious drugs or from another planet or both. Apparently pain is a relative thing. I've been shot, stabbed, beaten up more times than I care to remember (I'm certainly not wearing this face for a bet) and had almost every bone in my left side broken; yet whilst playing volleyball (don't ask) I was coming down from a spike whilst a guy was jumping up and was caught squarely in the groin. This rendered me unconscious for a short time and when I came back to the land of the living it was the greatest pain I've experienced and it didn't stop for hours. I was carried off the field (not by a team who was concerned for my welfare but only because I was in the way and holding up the game). Yet both my wives (yes, I didn't learn) are adamant that child birth is more painful. Who know? Anyhow, loved your post and will use same in future relevant conversations citing you as the pentultimate champion of pain provenance.
-- Edited by Keith19837 on Saturday 2nd of November 2013 12:55:43 PM
Kaid said
03:03 PM Nov 2, 2013
Boys, Boys, Boys. Believe me. If men had to give birth through a certain part of their anatomy. There would be one child families ALL OVER THE WORLD
PS, If childbirth was like an Orgasm
There would be
NO SEX EITHER
-- Edited by Kaid on Saturday 2nd of November 2013 03:05:02 PM
JayDee said
05:09 PM Nov 2, 2013
What deep thinkers we men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the n**s? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the n*ts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the n*ts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the n*ts." I rest my case. Time for another beer., would you like to join me in some deep thinking
Jay&Dee
Big Gorilla said
05:20 PM Nov 2, 2013
Jay & Dee I had a similar experience recently. I was sitting outside my MH under the awning drinking a nice glass of red looking at the sea. My partner came out of the MH and said "What are you doing ?" I said "Nothing". She said "You did that yesterday" and I said "But I haven't finished yet " !!!
KFT said
06:03 PM Nov 2, 2013
Jay and Dee, have to agree with the results of your deep thinking.
I once had a thought along the same lines- God must be a man because if God was a woman us men would be having the babies!!
keep thinking mate, between us we just might solve some of the worlds problems eh!
frank
jules47 said
06:09 PM Nov 2, 2013
Love this thread!!!!!!!
Cloak said
10:15 PM Nov 2, 2013
Jeez I always thought my gall bladder attacks were the ultimate pain but on reading some of these maybe I'm a sook.
Shot, beaten up, hit in the spuds I hope not all in the one day..
chicken said
11:51 PM Nov 2, 2013
Oh, I am sitting here with tears streaming down my face with laughter, but it does remind me of another story but from a womens point of view.
A woman had just given birth and her husband was sitting holding her hand and asked "Now darling was it as painful as everyone says it is?"
Her reply was "Well dear, put your fingers each side of your mouth and pull as hard as you can. This he did and remarked - Well that is not so bad, and his wife replied, "Now flip your top lip over your head!!..............I leave the rest to your imagination.
I must have been a slow learner as I went back for 2 more.
Happy Travels.
Chicken.
Radar said
05:19 AM Nov 3, 2013
I make no comment, other then if women want to have children so be it. I help with the rest.
Kaid said
05:36 AM Nov 3, 2013
Me too chicken. Ended up with 3. After the 3rd one .I finally worked out that while I loved being pregnant. It was the bit at the end (no pun intended) that I didn't like. So sent hubby off to the Vets hahahaha
Ontos45 said
03:24 PM Nov 3, 2013
Kaid wrote:
Boys, Boys, Boys. Believe me. If men had to give birth through a certain part of their anatomy. There would be one child families ALL OVER THE WORLD
Save on contraceptives and the planet too...win, win.
PS, If childbirth was like an Orgasm
There would be
NO SEX EITHER
Nothing would change then?
-- Edited by Kaid on Saturday 2nd of November 2013 03:05:02 PM
G'day JayDee. You should have been a Crown Prosecutor!! In a few well chosen words and a fine example, you have just proven the case beyond all reasonable doubt. Funnily enough, I recall reading an article in some magazine or other such as 'Women's Weekly' or 'No Idea' or some such; where A WOMAN, after having five (5) babies, claimed that through the correct attitude, the latter four births were akin to having an orgasm.............!!!??? O.K. I'm not in a position to uphold or negate that claim. Maybe she was on some serious drugs or from another planet or both. Apparently pain is a relative thing. I've been shot, stabbed, beaten up more times than I care to remember (I'm certainly not wearing this face for a bet) and had almost every bone in my left side broken; yet whilst playing volleyball (don't ask) I was coming down from a spike whilst a guy was jumping up and was caught squarely in the groin. This rendered me unconscious for a short time and when I came back to the land of the living it was the greatest pain I've experienced and it didn't stop for hours. I was carried off the field (not by a team who was concerned for my welfare but only because I was in the way and holding up the game). Yet both my wives (yes, I didn't learn) are adamant that child birth is more painful. Who know? Anyhow, loved your post and will use same in future relevant conversations citing you as the pentultimate champion of pain provenance.
-- Edited by Keith19837 on Saturday 2nd of November 2013 12:55:43 PM
Boys, Boys, Boys.
Believe me.
If men had to give birth through a certain
part of their anatomy.
There would be one child families
ALL OVER THE WORLD
PS, If childbirth was like an Orgasm
There would be
NO SEX EITHER
-- Edited by Kaid on Saturday 2nd of November 2013 03:05:02 PM
What deep thinkers we men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the n**s? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the n*ts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the n*ts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the n*ts." I rest my case. Time for another beer., would you like to join me in some deep thinking
Jay&Dee
I once had a thought along the same lines- God must be a man because if God was a woman us men would be having the babies!!
keep thinking mate, between us we just might solve some of the worlds problems eh!
frank
Shot, beaten up, hit in the spuds I hope not all in the one day..
Oh, I am sitting here with tears streaming down my face with laughter, but it does remind me of another story but from a womens point of view.
A woman had just given birth and her husband was sitting holding her hand and asked "Now darling was it as painful as everyone says it is?"
Her reply was "Well dear, put your fingers each side of your mouth and pull as hard as you can. This he did and remarked - Well that is not so bad, and his wife replied, "Now flip your top lip over your head!!..............I leave the rest to your imagination.
I must have been a slow learner as I went back for 2 more.
Happy Travels.
Chicken.
I make no comment, other then if women want to have children so be it. I help with the rest.
Me too chicken. Ended up with 3.
After the 3rd one .I finally worked out that while I loved being pregnant.
It was the bit at the end (no pun intended)
that I didn't like. So sent hubby off to the Vets hahahaha
Peter.