A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, and

notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask,

but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and

hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could

say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have

to be single and #2, you must be

 Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker

blush but when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts

crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you crying?'

'Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess: I'm married

and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'