'Hello, is this the police?'
'Yes it is. How can we help you?'
'I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding Cocaine
inside his firewood!'
'Thank you very much for the call.'
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no
cocaine.
They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house. 'Hey, Wazz, Did the cops come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop up your firewood?'
'Yep.'

'Happy Birthday, maaaaaaaaaate

 Gidday Gaz, I heard that one about 2 years ago, and was told it to my Brother ?? but the funniest part was when I finished, I said well !! your a Copper, Would you get sucked in and cut up the Guys firewood >> To which he replied '' Huh !! and Pigs can Fly !! ---- the timing was perfect as just then the Police Helicopter flew overhead, ?? and so I replied ;; strange that you should say that ?? Look up There ??