An elderly man was stopped by the
police around 2 AM and was asked where he was going at that time of
night.
 
 
The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and
the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying
out late."
 
The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this
time of night?"
 
The man replied, "That would be my
wife."

 Very funny and OH so true ?  I think most of us blokes have been there