I don't claim to know too much about Life Saving...

But if anybody is going to bring this guy back to life

My money is on the girl on the right!!

Sex is like air.  It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

Mark, won't hydraulics play a big part in this rescue, and with his backside still in the water they will never save him  

Gaz,

Maybe we should alert the relevant authorities to this potential problem!

Cheers

Hurls