WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?


A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG SOUTHEND BEACH WHEN HE COMES

ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND.

HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB..

TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS
BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES.

THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE
GENIES DISAPPEAR.

THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN
A GOLF-COURSE MANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL
WOMEN.

AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO
EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS HOUSE.

SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET,
HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN £50 NOTES.

THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS
DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM
OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A
LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.


AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE
THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO BLONDE GENIES.


ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER,

'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE
TO.......

I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE.......

BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS
TOTALLY BEYOND ME ?'