A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG SOUTHEND BEACH WHEN HE COMES
ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND.
HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB..
TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES.
THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR.
THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-COURSE MANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.
AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS HOUSE.
SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN £50 NOTES.
THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.
HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.
AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO BLONDE GENIES.
ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER,
'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE TO.......
I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.......
BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS TOTALLY BEYOND ME ?'
mongrel said
12:01 AM Nov 26, 2013
Don't hear from you for a while ,then you come back with a vengeance..Good one.Alan..
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?
A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG SOUTHEND BEACH WHEN HE COMES
ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND.
HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB..
TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS
BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES.
THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE
GENIES DISAPPEAR.
THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN
A GOLF-COURSE MANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL
WOMEN.
AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO
EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS HOUSE.
SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET,
HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN £50 NOTES.
THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.
HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS
DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM
OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A
LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.
AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE
THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO BLONDE GENIES.
ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER,
'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE
TO.......
I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE.......
BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS
TOTALLY BEYOND ME ?'