A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs
and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.  She took the
box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer
and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw
out.  Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to
the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans ,
please raise your hand?"  Not one hand went up .... so she took them home
and ate them and they were simply delicious.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as some people might think.