A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she
loves. The husband says,

"No chance, love, they're way too expensive"

Later on, in bed, the wife is just falling asleep, when the husband tries
his luck and places his hand on her hip and then lower on to her thigh.

She turns to him and says.

"I don't think so, mate. If you're not prepared to shoe the horse, then you
sure as hell ain't riding it!"