I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.  

Got him a Coopers Pale Ale ...... he didn't like it - I had it.  

Then I got him Carlsberg, he didn't like it so I had it.  

It was the same with Guinness and Cider.  

By the time we got down to the whisky I could hardly push the bloody pram.

Nice one Hurls......