A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
 
Catholic: "I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!"

Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!"
 
Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!"
 
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
 
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip  of his coffee, looks at them, and casually says, "I'm not selling!"