A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of fuel. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the painting...I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to tell you this.)
Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
Peterpan said
12:26 PM Dec 20, 2013
A good one, may I use it?
Bryan said
10:34 PM Dec 20, 2013
very clever
petersumpters said
06:27 PM Jan 13, 2015
LOL .. A very good one.. Allow me to use this :) Been to many places in Paris and yeah th fuel there is very expensive.
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and
made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of
fuel. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make
such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I
stole the painting...I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van
Gogh."
(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to tell you this.)
Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
A good one, may I use it?