Had to share this one:::::

Roses are red, nuts are brown

Skirts go up, pants go down.

Body to body, skin to skin,

When its stiff, stick it in.

It goes in dry and comes out wet,

And the longer its in, the stronger it gets.

It comes out dripping and starts to sag,

Its not what you think..

Its a Liptons Tea Bag!

Get your mind out of the gutter!