Paddy says to Mick Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said

"Let's hope it's not the 13th then".
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This year, I hosted Christmas Dinner for family, far and wide, and everyone was encouraged to bring all the children and grandchildren as well.

During dinner, my four-year-old granddaughter stared at me sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food, patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me.

I tried my best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for me. I finally asked her "Why are you staring at me?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet waiting for her response.

My little granddaughter said "I'm just waiting to see how you drink like a fish".