A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the r emainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was very impressed.
The man thought about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
GUESS WHICH ONE HE MARRIED ??????????
the one with the biggest Tit's.
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There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and planned erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five of your OLDER friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world.....
Ontos45 said
09:35 AM Jan 7, 2014
Ahhhhhhhhh yes, we men are fickle aren't we? Have copied and sent on to older friends....LOL
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the r
emainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was very impressed.
The man thought about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.
GUESS WHICH ONE HE MARRIED ??????????
the one with the biggest Tit's.
.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
be a large elderly population with perky boobs and planned erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't
send this to five of your OLDER friends right away there will be five fewer
people laughing in the world.....