Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.
"What's that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
brian said
11:56 AM Jan 7, 2014
Good one.
Reminds me of the story about the young couple talking to the doctor about the fact that their newborn son had no eyelids.
The doctor asked if they intended to have him circumcised, and if so, then they could use that for a skin graft to fashion a pair of eyelids.
The father was concerned that this may make the child ****eyed, but the doctor dismissed this concern and added that if anything the boy would be very foresighted.
Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.
"What's that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"
Foresight
It might make him a bit of a D I c k head too....
