Ummmmm! . Should I post it here or post it there? . its not really a joke, just a humorous storyumm, so should I post it there. Maybe I should post it in both, that way Ill be half right, maybe half wrong damn being a GN is tougher than I thought!
Dear Benefits Person,
My name is Charles Wright and I live in Cabramatta, I would like to present before you my predicament and ask for advice.
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's wife. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?
Sincerely yours,
Charlie Wright
dazren said
04:53 PM Jan 17, 2014
Ha Ha very confusing ?? I am still trying to work it out
PS, I reckon it's a joke, and you have put it in The Joke section, So nobody can come back at you for that ?
justcruisin01 said
09:00 PM Jan 17, 2014
Its called, Keeping it in the family.
navynurse said
10:47 PM Jan 17, 2014
Reminds me of the song "I'm my own grandpa"
Allan
jules47 said
07:39 AM Jan 18, 2014
Whew!! I reckon there are a few families like that - young bloke has had three stepmothers, all with children from previous marriages, as well as children from his father. Couple of the women have gone on to marry again, and have more children - total confusion, that family!
Ummmmm! . Should I post it here or post it there? . its not really a joke, just a humorous storyumm, so should I post it there. Maybe I should post it in both, that way Ill be half right, maybe half wrong damn being a GN is tougher than I thought!
Dear Benefits Person,
My name is Charles Wright and I live in Cabramatta, I would like to present before you my predicament and ask for advice.
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my authorization.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step-daughter's wife. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's brother fulfil the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?
Sincerely yours,
Charlie Wright
Ha Ha very confusing ??

I am still trying to work it out 

PS, I reckon it's a joke, and you have put it in The Joke section, So nobody can come back at you for that ?
Its called, Keeping it in the family.
Allan
They all seem to get on alright though.