Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
- U don't know Jack Schitt - Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son
Bryan said
10:21 PM Jan 30, 2014
Very good Hendo. Our little baby is a cross Jack Russell and Shih Tzu???. (Spelling). Guess what my son calls him.
Hendo said
10:45 AM Jan 31, 2014
I'll have a guess, Jack Schitt?
JRH said
12:40 PM Jan 31, 2014
Bryan wrote:
Very good Hendo. Our little baby is a cross Jack Russell and Shih Tzu???. (Spelling). Guess what my son calls him.
Sh1tty Sue!
Hendo said
03:56 PM Jan 31, 2014
Typical, I can't even get that right, like the name though!
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
- Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son
Sh1tty Sue!
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