Proud to be an Aussie
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would
have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, you would have$33.00
today!
If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today!
BUT..... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for recycling....
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO
DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!
AND,DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!
THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ..... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.
MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE" DOESN'T IT?
Proud to be an Aussie
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago, you would
have $49.00 today!
If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago, you would have$33.00
today!
If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today!
BUT..... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then returned the aluminum cans for recycling....
YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00!!!
BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO
DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!
AND,DID YOU KNOW...
A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR!!!
Another study found that Aussies drink, on average, 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR!!!
THAT MEANS THAT, ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET ..... 41 MILES TO THE GALLON.
MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE" DOESN'T IT?
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