While a lot of you guys havent met me yet, let me tell you, I know everyone. I was having a drink with a buddy the other day, telling him about all the people I knew and he bet me $10.00 that I wouldnt know the next person to walk into the bar. Within minutes a bloke walks in and called out "Hey Hendo what's happening bro?" so my mate bets me a $100 I dont know the first person we see outside walking down the street. So outside we go and not long a chick walking down the other side of the street yells "Hey Hendo how are things going? I tell me mate See I know everybody! Well me old mates getting a bit p#ssed off so he bets me $500 I dont know the Prime Minister. So we drive up to the Lodge and the security guard says "Hendo, you know you can't just show up here like this." Just then a limo pulls up with Tony in it and he rolls down the window and says "Hey Hendo how they hanging?" Well by this time old mate is beside himself so he bets me $10,000 I dont know the Pope. So we jump on a plane to Rome and I tell him Ok now watch up there on that balcony, I'm gonna come out there with the Pope." So up I go and looking down I see me old mate on the ground chucking a real tantrum, crying, screaming, pulling his hair out. So down I goes and says "Were you that surprised that I know the Pope?" he goes "No somebody walked up behind me and said who's that guy up there with Hendo!"
While a lot of you guys havent met me yet, let me tell you, I know everyone. I was having a drink with a buddy the other day, telling him about all the people I knew and he bet me $10.00 that I wouldnt know the next person to walk into the bar. Within minutes a bloke walks in and called out "Hey Hendo what's happening bro?" so my mate bets me a $100 I dont know the first person we see outside walking down the street. So outside we go and not long a chick walking down the other side of the street yells "Hey Hendo how are things going? I tell me mate See I know everybody! Well me old mates getting a bit p#ssed off so he bets me $500 I dont know the Prime Minister. So we drive up to the Lodge and the security guard says "Hendo, you know you can't just show up here like this." Just then a limo pulls up with Tony in it and he rolls down the window and says "Hey Hendo how they hanging?" Well by this time old mate is beside himself so he bets me $10,000 I dont know the Pope. So we jump on a plane to Rome and I tell him Ok now watch up there on that balcony, I'm gonna come out there with the Pope." So up I go and looking down I see me old mate on the ground chucking a real tantrum, crying, screaming, pulling his hair out. So down I goes and says "Were you that surprised that I know the Pope?" he goes "No somebody walked up behind me and said who's that guy up there with Hendo!"