I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
money to the church, would that get me 
into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the garden and kept everything tidy, would
that get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!' 

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
gave sweets to all the children and
loved my husband, would that get me
into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!' 

I was just bursting with pride for them.


I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

                                                    
A six year old boy shouted,


   "Yuv got tae be f*#kin' deed"


Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir een...