So a couple go out on a date to a movie theater, while watching the movie, the girl whispers to her boyfriend That the guy next to her is masturbating. .. he tells her " just ignore him"..."well" she whispers "that's a little tough to do", "why"?...

"because, he is using my hand!"...

Btw the joke about happy and sad, was mine first, I told that joke to hendo, hehehe