A frog goes into a bank and

approaches the teller. He
can see from her nameplate
that her name is Patricia
Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get
a £30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in
disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is
Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it's
okay, as he knows the bank
manager.

Patty explains that he will
need to secure the loan with
some collateral.
 
The frog says, "Sure. I havethis," and produces a tinyporcelain elephant,

about aninch tall, bright pink and

perfectly formed.

Somewhat confused, Patty explains
that she'll have to consultwith the

bank manager anddisappears

into a back office.

She finds the manager and
says, "There's a frog called
Kermit Jagger out there who
claims to know you, he wants
to borrow £30,000, and he
wants to use this ascollateral."

She holds up the tiny pinkelephant.

"I mean, what inthe world is this?"

The bank manager looks backat her

and says.

"It's a knickknack, Patty
Whack. Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling
Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you?
Yeah, I know you are..)

Never take life too seriously!
Come on now, you grinned, I
know you did.