Please accept my apologies if I repeat a joke that has already been on the forum, sometimes a search does not bring them up especially under a different title.
Also some jokes I get I have had and seen before and are oldies but goodies, someone may not have seen them, so apologies to those who have seen them previously.
(some do the rounds including overseas and then come around again as you know)
I don't search anymore to see if there is a joke that may be repeated on the forum, but do scan the previous two pages to see if it has already been posted, although if under a different name would probably miss it.
Please tolerate any oversights regards the jokes, there is always someone who may not have seen them before.
Delta18 said
01:47 PM Mar 13, 2014
If you search again, does that mean you REsearch your jokes
Nelly said
05:07 PM Mar 13, 2014
Doesn't worry me if they keep coming along - just as long I have a good laugh (maybe I probably don't remember if I have seen them before lol!!!).
mongrel said
05:15 PM Mar 13, 2014
Some jokes are better the second time around.
dazren said
05:22 PM Mar 13, 2014
No problems here either Vic, In fact sometimes you have to tell Some People ] like Dougwe's and Wombats [ A joke more than once before they ''get it "' In fact i have noticed lately that Dougwe and Wombat, are getting a bit Slow, ?? If i want them to laugh at on joke on Friday;, ?? I have to tell them the joke on Wednesday ?/
Vic41 said
05:36 PM Mar 13, 2014
Delta18 wrote:
If you search again, does that mean you REsearch your jokes
Now that could be a joke in itself Neil
Yes I think you are right Dazren, gotta give them time
Gotta agree their Alan, especially if you have forgotten you have read them before !!
We're both in the same boat there Nelly, the old think bank aint what it used to be, even if I have seen them before it is that long ago I still get a good laugh out of them.
Anyway, if I do repeat any or get and post ancient jokes just put it down to old farts disease !!!
Dougwe said
05:55 PM Mar 13, 2014
Now, I don't mind you picking on me but please, not wombat cos he is a good mate of mine.
Dougwe said
05:56 PM Mar 13, 2014
THIS WEEK
JRH said
06:28 PM Mar 13, 2014
You keep them coming Vic, anyone who does not like it does not have to read it, they can move to another part of the forum.
Delta18 said
08:48 PM Mar 13, 2014
JRH wrote:
You keep them coming Vic, anyone who does not like it does not have to read it, they can move to another part of the forum.
Or leave!!!!!
Vic41 said
02:39 AM Mar 14, 2014
No complaints, I just wouldn't like to post jokes that are old hat or already have been aired on the forum, although if they are they are probably well and truly buried now.
Also I did not want to earn one of these for my efforts;
Please accept my apologies if I repeat a joke that has already been on the forum, sometimes a search does not bring them up especially under a different title.
Also some jokes I get I have had and seen before and are oldies but goodies, someone may not have seen them, so apologies to those who have seen them previously.
(some do the rounds including overseas and then come around again as you know)
I don't search anymore to see if there is a joke that may be repeated on the forum, but do scan the previous two pages to see if it has already been posted, although if under a different name would probably miss it.
Please tolerate any oversights regards the jokes, there is always someone who may not have seen them before.
If you search again, does that mean you REsearch your jokes
Now that could be a joke in itself Neil
Yes I think you are right Dazren, gotta give them time
Gotta agree their Alan, especially if you have forgotten you have read them before !!
We're both in the same boat there Nelly, the old think bank aint what it used to be, even if I have seen them before it is that long ago I still get a good laugh out of them.
Anyway, if I do repeat any or get and post ancient jokes just put it down to old farts disease !!!
THIS WEEK
You keep them coming Vic, anyone who does not like it does not have to read it, they can move to another part of the forum.
Or leave!!!!!
No complaints, I just wouldn't like to post jokes that are old hat or already have been aired on the forum, although if they are they are probably well and truly buried now.
Also I did not want to earn one of these for my efforts;
Guns.
I can't remember where this one came from either.
The memory box gets loaded and it's difficult to sort out what's new and what's not.
Here goes.......
3 men on a boat and they have 4 cigarettes, but no lighter,no matches or anything to light with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
Kevin.
Ha Ha....good one Kevin, new to me, I had to think about it for a few seconds, but that' me, LOL !
(Thanks also Guns).
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