The teach told the class that she wanted them to use the word 'contagious' in a short story
Looking around the class she spots little Johnny and thinks to herself, "here's my chance to show the little bugger up."
"Johnny, give a me a short story with the word contagious in it"
"Well" said Johnny scratching his head. " Yesterday me and dad went to the fruit market to get some apples and the fruito tried to sell dad bad ones, so when we were leaving dad kicked his barrow over and said, it'll take the contagious to pick em all up again"
brian said
04:32 PM Mar 15, 2014
Teacher asked Johnny to give her a synonym of the word "better".
Johhny thought for a moment and said "indifferent".
Teacher asked how he could possibly have come up with that word as a synonym for better.
Johnny replied that his older sister was in her bedroom with her boyfriend last night when mum wasn't home.
He heard his sister say "that's better, it's indifferent."
revemike said
06:04 PM Mar 15, 2014
I must say I am a bit puzzled as to why this one did not offend you and yet the 'Bob and Dick...' one did.
-- Edited by revemike on Saturday 15th of March 2014 06:42:20 PM
brian said
08:01 PM Mar 15, 2014
revemike wrote:
I must say I am a bit puzzled as to why this one did not offend you and yet the 'Bob and Dick...' one did.
-- Edited by revemike on Saturday 15th of March 2014 06:42:20 PM
The teach told the class that she wanted them to use the word 'contagious' in a short story
Looking around the class she spots little Johnny and thinks to herself, "here's my chance to show the little bugger up."
"Johnny, give a me a short story with the word contagious in it"
"Well" said Johnny scratching his head. " Yesterday me and dad went to the fruit market to get some apples and the fruito tried to sell dad bad ones, so when we were leaving dad kicked his barrow over and said, it'll take the contagious to pick em all up again"
Teacher asked Johnny to give her a synonym of the word "better".
Johhny thought for a moment and said "indifferent".
Teacher asked how he could possibly have come up with that word as a synonym for better.
Johnny replied that his older sister was in her bedroom with her boyfriend last night when mum wasn't home.
He heard his sister say "that's better, it's indifferent."
I must say I am a bit puzzled as to why this one did not offend you and yet the 'Bob and Dick...' one did.
-- Edited by revemike on Saturday 15th of March 2014 06:42:20 PM
You are kidding..Right?
Gday....
Perhaps being "contagious" is more than catching
Cheers - John