Sorry memory kicked in for this.

I keep imagining I am a sunken ship and it's really got me worried.

I think I'm becoming a nervous wreck.

The dress didn't fit right...........it was sarong.

Peterpan wrote:

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The dress didn't fit right...........it was sarong.

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 Noooooooooooooooooooo

I still laughed

I only listen to waltzes 3/4 of the time.

Nuts are so expensive these days. Nearly cost me an almond a leg.

Peterpan wrote:

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Nuts are so expensive these days. Nearly cost me an almond a leg.

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  good play on words. 

I guess that one could argue that an almond is not actually a nut, but the joke is good anyway.

brian wrote:

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Peterpan wrote:

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Nuts are so expensive these days. Nearly cost me an almond a leg.

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  good play on words. 

I guess that one could argue that an almond is not actually a nut, but the joke is good anyway.

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brian wrote:

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I guess that one could argue that an almond is not actually a nut, but the joke is good anyway.

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 Thanks for the info on the almond brian, I eat them everyday but always thought they were a nut, just shows how you can be mistaken.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond 

Good jokes Peter Pan, keep them coming

The wife left a note on the fridge......"It's not working!!!!

I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mums."

I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold.....

darned if I know what she was on about!!!

You know any (clean) Confucious Says jokes Peter?

In a pub quiz, I lost by 1 point. The question was..."Where do women mostly have 

curly hair?" ....Apparently it's Africa.