Three old men were sitting together in the nursing home playing cards.
One said he was going up the stairs to have a bath.
As the two other men were not far away they could hear him; "Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?","Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?","Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?"etc.
One of the men went up the stairs to help him, then stopped mid flight; "Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?","Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?", "Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?".
The man left at the card table could hear them both;"Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?","Was I getting into the bath? "or out of the bath? Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?","Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?"
"Oh god" he said to himself, "I hope I never end up like that, knock on wood" and he rapped the table with his knuckles.
"Hmmm" he said aloud "Now was that the front door or the back door?"
Three old men were sitting together in the nursing home playing cards.
One said he was going up the stairs to have a bath.
As the two other men were not far away they could hear him; "Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?","Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?","Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?"etc.
One of the men went up the stairs to help him, then stopped mid flight; "Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?","Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?", "Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?".
The man left at the card table could hear them both;"Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?","Was I getting into the bath? "or out of the bath? Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?","Was I going up the stairs or down the stairs?"
"Oh god" he said to himself, "I hope I never end up like that, knock on wood" and he rapped the table with his knuckles.
"Hmmm" he said aloud "Now was that the front door or the back door?"