'Colonoscopy' !!

 

Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy,

on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand .

  Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. 
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure, it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

 
"Well, I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No but I have"  'she' said....

DON'T GET A COLONOSCOPY IN THAILAND !!!!