A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream,so he shouts ,
Ey up ****er, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer stream,its full o hoss piss an cow ****e an it could KILL theeThe man says: "Excuse me Sir, but I am a Muslim arrived from Pakistan ,can you be speaking English to me clearer and slower pleaseThe farmer replies:
" IF....YOU.... USE....TWO ......HANDS....... YOU....WON'T.... SPILL.....ANY"
A farmer in Yorkshire sees a man drinking from his stream,
so he shouts ,
Ey up ****er, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer stream,
its full o hoss piss an cow ****e an it could KILL thee
The man says: "Excuse me Sir, but I am a Muslim arrived from Pakistan ,
can you be speaking English to me clearer and slower please
The farmer replies:
" IF....YOU.... USE....TWO ......HANDS....... YOU....WON'T.... SPILL.....ANY"